Josh grabbed the leash for his dog and plopped on his flip flops. Calling for his dog, he opened the door to find a man standing there. "Would you like to help me with an experiment for Science, sir?" asked the man. Josh was unsure of whether or not this was safe but he nervously agreed to help the man.
"Fantastic", said the man. "May I come in?"
Josh again shook his head and lead him to the guest room. "Can I have a glass of water please?" asked the man. Josh, once again, agreed and went to get the man water. When he came back he found to handcuffs attached to the bed and stocks at the end of the bed. "Thank you", said the man. "Now if we can continue with the experiment, can you please put your legs in the stocks?" Josh was about to do the instructions when the man said, "Oh yeah, and can you please strip down to only your boxers and flip flops?" Josh did as told and the man strapped him into the stocks.
"The next part of the procedure is quite simple, I am going to have to handcuff your wrists to the hundcuffs." Josh eased along not sure of what to come. "Oh yeah," continued the man. "I didn't tell you about the procedure. I work in the department of reactions. I am here to test your reactions on different parts of the body."
"Can you elaborate a little more, please?" Josh asked, gulping nervously.
"Anything for my tickle guinea pig! I will be tickling you for the next 2-3 hours to test your reactions on different parts of the body."
Josh, knowing how ticklish he was was now nervous of what these next hours will be. "2-3 HOURS!?!?!"
"It's for Science, Josh. We have to. Now, if you want to save torture, tell me your most ticklish spot and I won't tickle it until later. So, do we have a deal?"
"Uhmmmm....uhmmmm...uhm" Josh thought, then realized the bargain was worth it. "Fine! I am 100% most ticklish on my feet! It's crazy! I can barely walk barefoot on sandy beaches without cackling!! I'm just so so so so ticklish on my feet!"
"Interesting. We'll save the best for last then. Shall we begin?"
Before giving Josh time to answer he dug his pointy fingernails into Josh's sides getting a way better reaction then expected!
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! STOOOO HAHAHAHA STOP STOP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!"
This continued for 10 minutes or so and then the man went on the Josh's top secret 2nd most ticklish spot his armpits.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOP!! HAHAHAHAHHA I CAN'T BREATHE! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THIS IS TORTURE!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA PLEASEEEEE STOPPPPP!!! AHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!"
The man, liking the reaction he was getting, tickled Josh on his armpits for 30 minutes then gave Josh 5 minutes to catch his breathe.
"Are you liking my experiment so far, Josh?" asked the man.
"No!! It's torture. But, kind of in a way, I like being tickled! Not 100%, though!! Only like light-touch tickling on my feet." Josh added.
"How about we move on." The man started, "To your thighs, possibly."
Josh swallowed in fear as the man tickled his thighs and groin area. "HAHAHAHAHHAHA MAKE IT STOP!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA PLEASEEE! AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! BAHAHHAA!!"
After 15 minutes of thigh and groin tickling, he moved onto the neck, then to the ribs, and finally, it was time for the big finale.
"Congrats Josh! Good news and bad news. Good news is that we are almost done. Bad news is that it is time for AN HOUR of feet tickling!!!!"
"Oh no!! Oh no no no!! Please don't! Just stop here! Please!"
"Joshy please! You said before that on your feet you like light-touch tickling, so we'll start with that. Then, a little foot worship. Then, the crazy tickling you will never forget."
An abundance of giggles and squirms came from light-touch. "Teehee!! Stop! Hahahaha!!"
Soon enough, light-touch was done and Josh couldn't remember what came next. He was thinking about what was coming next, when all of a sudden, a long wet streak crossed his foot! It was the most ticklish thing he's ever experienced!
"HAHAHAHA OHHH MYY GO- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOPPPP HAHAHAHAHAHA ST- ST- STOOO- STOPPPPP HHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA PLEASE PLEASE!! I'M GOING TO PEE MY PANTS! STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA"
What felt like hours for Josh passed and it was now time for the final part of the experiment, the hard-touch tickling. Josh knew already that it would tickle more than the last.
Out of nowhere, long, sharp fingernails dug into Josh's arches and soles! "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!" Moving up and down from toe to heel, all over tickle crazy! "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA STOP STOP STOP STOP!!! PLEASE!!!!!! PLEASE!!! BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OH MY GOSHHHHHHHH!!! HAHAHAHHAHA"
As quick as a blink, it stopped. Things got dead silent as if Josh was the only one in he room. "he- he- helloooo??" Josh asked while still trying to get over that last tickling. The man picked up a wired-hairbrush, which couldn't have tickled Josh anymore. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOP!!! PLE- PLEA- PLEASS- PLEASEEEEE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!! I AM TOO TICKLISH!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!" Josh was still uncontrollably laughing while the brush kept brushing and baby oil was poured onto his feet. "OHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDDDD!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Pretty soon, the tickling was done and Josh was let free. Despite how ticklish he was, Josh admitted to not completely hating it!
"Um sir..." Josh started. "Um I hope I helped you get what you needed to with your experiment."
"Oh you did, son." The man said. "Thank you very much."
Uhm, sir. Can you promise me something?" Josh asked. "Can you please not tell anyone how ticklish I am. Please!"
The man looked down at the floor without saying another word. he looked over at Josh, nodded as a sign of farewell, and walked out without ever fully introducing himself.
He's so perfect